Child of Countless Trees

( I might get mauled by an angry werelion. )

So I'm getting ready to head out for a bit with my admittedly reluctant BFF, but before I go, I just have something that I feel like I really need to get of my chest.

I detest skanks.

Now I'm sure that most people would agree with me on that front, but I'm not talking about just any kind of skank, I'm talking about the kind of skank who first accuses a guy of trying to rape her then tries to pick a fight with a girl nearly half her age for taking up for him only to turn around a few weeks later and have sex with the guy. I mean that's just pathetic. Am I right, or am I right?

I mean seriously, you're like what? Almost thirty? And he's not even eighteen. Eww. What the fuck is up with that? Honestly, desperate much? Not to mention practically illegal.

So this brings me to the real question at heart here; who's the rapist now, bitch? Oh yeah, that'd be you. And everyone's probably gonna know, too, since I posted this where they can all read it, huh? Oh wow. That's too bad. I'd almost feel sorry for you if you hadn't been a complete bitch to me in the past and accused me of having crabs.

Oh well. As they say, you reap what you sow.

And I'm outties now. Have an awesome Sunday, everyone!

( You're my best friend.\\Ew. )

Guys are dicks and I fucking hate them. I really wish I was a lesbian sometimes. At least most girls have a little bit of respect for other people. I mean would it really have been that difficult to just mention the fact that the plans we made before we broke up weren't still valid that way I wouldn't be sitting here, ready to go to the dance like a dumbass with you nowhere to be found? And before anyone says that I should have the common sense to know that breaking up with someone nulls and voids any previous dates planned, that would probably be true if the asshole wasn't still showing up in my room almost every night and crawling in my bed to sleep and grope me.

Whatever. Guess I'm going to the dance solo so if anybody happens to want to talk to me, I'll be there. And I hope you enjoy whatever whore you're with tonight. Maybe you'll catch something and your dick will rot off. A girl can dream, anyway.

( Email to Ari )

( because you like being right? )

( log? )

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Who's a big ol' dork but somehow managed to land a sexy, broody, tattoo-covered boyfriend?

That's right, this girl.

And shut up, Ari. You're not dumping me already no matter what you say.

<3

( next girlfriend? planning on dumping me and moving on already? sheesh! )

( But you took me out for my birthday and IGNORED me and some stupid ass vampire practically fang-raped me. )

( that accounts for five minutes... what about the rest of the hour? )

Today is my sixteenth birthday and I feel like such a total girl. My guardian sent me some money and I got my hair did and a mani/pedi. I bought some new clothes and some makeup with my Christmas money already. Anyway, the pedicure was weird. I've never had one before and it kind of tickled. I decided to do my hair dark because it brings out the color of my eyes more and it's crazy how different I look with dark hair. It makes me look a lot older which is good because I am older now, and I can't run around looking like I'm twelve forever. Now if my boobs would just grow some more, I'd be all set. In the meantime, however, thank you Victoria for letting me in on your secret. I appreciate your ultimate push-up bra more than you know.

Hello, hello, hello
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?

Seriously though, is anyone still alive in this place? I am dying of boredom here! Save me!

( Ari )

( Adam )

( Riley )

( that why you never wanna do it with the lights on?/Nah, that's so I don't have to look at your fugly face )

( have to make sure no one sees that or they'll accuse me of letting you beat on me again. )

( should i call you pimp daddy ari instead? )

( i just realize that you couldnt live without your penis. and i somewhat enjoy the fact that you're living. )

( I hope you eat a bad bunny while you're shifted and come down with necrotizing fasciitis and your face falls off! )